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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data February 08, 2011 09:37

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.A few days later he got this reply: "Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a Party and when all the guests had come, he said : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum Amereeca mein naukri paa gaya hoon." Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga. Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya We are sorry ...... humse galti ho gayee to intimate you that .........aapko yeh batana hai ki You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho our requirement ---- humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad

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Waiter and Customer April 12, 2011 07:06

1) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?Customer: What other colors do you have? 2) My father is so old that when he was inschool, history was called current affairs. 3) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a manbeating a donkey and stopped him, what virtuewould I be showing?Student: Brotherly love. 4) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do yousay prayers before eating?Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is agood cook. 5). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. Idon't need much help.Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just

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